The Beach Etiquette edition

groovers offside

Alternate title: The dos and don’ts of ‘beaching’

‘Beaching’ ? ? ?

Well there should be a verb that describes going

to the beach for the day…..

…..and now you have one !…..

When the G-man panted along the sea front in Hernia bay

this Sunday morning he was surprised…..


…..because there was practically nobody about

… was late morning, the sun was up, it was hot

The forecast was for another near-scorchio summer’s day

But it was…..




Now Saturday must have been a different deal altogether

because the evidence of a good day’s beaching abounded

The bins along the promenade were full and surrounded by

detritus that wouldn’t fit in…..

…..and so was the beach ! ! ! ! !

Not planning on coming back the next day a great many of

the Saturday revellers just left their waste behind…..

…..used disposable BBQs

…..empty beer…

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2 thoughts on “The Beach Etiquette edition

  1. Sue Souster says:

    blockquote, div.yahoo_quoted { margin-left: 0 !important; border-left:1px #715FFA solid !important; padding-left:1ex !important; background-color:white !important; } Just read beach etiquette a lot of truth maybe in there , but I feel the speedos have to go! x

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