The Beach Etiquette edition

groovers offside

Alternate title: The dos and don’ts of ‘beaching’

‘Beaching’ ? ? ?

Well there should be a verb that describes going

to the beach for the day…..

…..and now you have one !…..

When the G-man panted along the sea front in Hernia bay

this Sunday morning he was surprised…..

…..Mightily

…..because there was practically nobody about

…..it was late morning, the sun was up, it was hot

The forecast was for another near-scorchio summer’s day

But it was…..

EMPTY

DESERTED

VOIDED

Now Saturday must have been a different deal altogether

because the evidence of a good day’s beaching abounded

The bins along the promenade were full and surrounded by

detritus that wouldn’t fit in…..

…..and so was the beach ! ! ! ! !

Not planning on coming back the next day a great many of

the Saturday revellers just left their waste behind…..

…..used disposable BBQs

…..empty beer…

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2 thoughts on “The Beach Etiquette edition

  1. Sue Souster says:

    blockquote, div.yahoo_quoted { margin-left: 0 !important; border-left:1px #715FFA solid !important; padding-left:1ex !important; background-color:white !important; } Just read beach etiquette a lot of truth maybe in there , but I feel the speedos have to go! x

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