The Italian Porn Star edition

Everyone in Bassangeles knows Alessandro V.

…..and it’s not because he drives a Harley D.

…..or because he’s covered in tattoos

…..or because he has a clothes shop called ‘Bad Boy’

NO…..

…..it’s because he’s married to Elena Grimaldi

…..Italy’s most famous porn star

Now the G-man can honestly say he has never wondered

about what other couples do in the bedroom…..

…..but in this case I would be being dishonest

I would love to ask him ! ! ! ! !

And even more interestingly !….!…..!…..!

…..what about the chat when they get home from work ?

Her…..’Busy day in the shop, darling?’

Him…..’Not bad, how was your day, dear?’

Her…..’Same old, same old…..sodomised, gangbanged,

bukakeed, etc, etc’

Him…..’Oh good, fancy a cup of tea, then?’

I do wonder whether he feels he has to live up to the

standards of her male, err, actors…..

…..whether he feels he is always being compared

…..whether every marital moment of unison is being

graded by her against her day job

…..whether there is sometimes a slight look of pity

on her face when he comes out of the shower

Bless…..

…..I can assure you he is always jolly when you see him

Well, he has hit the jackpot, so to speak

Anyway, for those of you who are interested you can make

your own mind up by watching her work on your laptop…..

…..apparently ‘Deflowering Italian Nun!’ starring said

wife is the most viewed porn clip in Italy…..

Do you think that says something about the state of the

Catholic church in La Dolce Vita ? ? ?

…..or maybe simply Italian men have odd sexual fantasies ! ! !

Anyway, from Bassangeles to Wurzburg in Germany…..

…..the G-man stopped there on Saturday night on his return

journey to Blighty…..

NEWS !

REVELATION !

JOHN HOLMES is alive !

The world’s most famous porn star is supposed to have died

in 1988

INCORRECT !

He is alive and well and living in Wurzburg and owns a

restaurant called ‘Vier Jahreszeiten’ (Four Seasons)

http://www.vier-jahreszeiten-wuerzburg.de

OK, the hair is now more salt and pepper than brown…..

…..BUT…..

…..the trademark tight curly perm and…..

…..the mullet are still there

Mind you, in Germany both aforementioned male hair

fashions have never gone out of fashion…..

…..whoever said when you have a winning formula, stick

with it ? ? ?

Well…..

I think you can assume that whoever it was was German !

Regarding food and atmosphere this place is a gem…..

…..it’s designed so that you feel you are in the

countryside whilst you are in the middle of a city

The food is traditional German and the wines are the

delicious Frankische variety grown around Wurzburg

As for old John Holmes, he is now a genial mein host

that consumes the local beer at an alarming rate whilst

on the job

…..I wish I had had the nerve to ask him whether it

was true about the 4000 frauleins he claims to have

busted !

Jealous ?

Me ?

Well, just a little bit of Alessando V.

G.

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