I suppose this post echoes that well known saying…..
…..’Those that can do and those that can’t teach’
Loosely speaking !
So let’s begin right at the top and work down…..
Thank you, ‘Wayne’s World’, 1992
What was Vincent Cassel thinking went he let this babe go in 2013
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Errr…..Branleur of the first order
If you could give SEX a physical description you could use
Monica B as shorthand ! ! ! ! !
So from the sublime to the real world (sorry, Wayne)
Some Italians shimmy from the white (challenge !) wedding
…..white marriage !
…..known in Italian as the ‘matrimonio bianco’
…..or simply a marriage without sex (unioni senza sesso)
…..no one is watching your reaction while you read this
It would seem that there exists an element within Italian
womankind that believes that SEX…..
…..is only for procreation in marriage
…..and just for recreation before
Surely the Scandinavians have it the right way round ? ! ? ! ?
They often have their progeny before marriage (say, the first
…..then spend the next 40 years trying to win olympic medals for…..
…..ROGERING ! ! ! ! !
The Italians have it arse about face (not a pretty thought if
…..Take, for example, the family planning device known as
This little hand-held computer device will tell the woman the
safe days to have sex…..
and warn the user to avoid sex on the non-safe days…..
Oh, and there is also YELLOW which is a bit like ‘lucky dip’…..
…..you might and you might not end up in the club
‘SIMPLES’, Jay, ‘The Inbetweeners’, 2008-2010
BUT Italian (married) women use it to predict those days
when they should encourage the old man to saddle up in
order to procreate…..
…..on other days an unexplainable migraine intervenes
Little wonder many Italian men have a reputation for
…..if the old girl indoors has closed up shop…..
…..there’s plenty more fish in the sea for the sharp fisherman
However, there is a ruse often deployed to avoid this not infrequent
and inconvenient truth…..
…..Said wives feed said spouses with untold quantities of pasta and
other assorted culinary goodies while assuring ‘her master’ (sic) that
his expanding girth spells out his importance and success on the
world’s stage…..(never mind that he may only be a maths teacher !)
…..never mind that he hasn’t seen his penis for a decade ! ! ! ! !
I should also add that I have outlined the two extremes…..
…..and that there are many shades in between…..
…..I should also remind you that Monica B is single and on the
GOOD LUCK (sorry, I believe Bond has beaten you to it)