Martin Luther King, Jn legitimised the term…..
‘Citizens of colour’ way back in 1963
Since then the term has morphed into…..
…..’a person of colour’ as a preferable term to
describe someone who is non-white
HOLD ON A MINUTE !
That would obviously mean that I, me, the G.-man
is technically ‘a person of non-colour’ ! ! ! ! !
I don’t like the way this is going…..
Question: Describe your ethnicity, Sir
Answer: An indigenous European of the non-colour variety
I don’t think so
Anyway, I go pink in the sun…..
…..and red at other crucial moments !
There’s actually not much that is white about me
It’s gets even more exciting than that…..
The G.-man has been spotted an odd shade of green
on a boat…..
…..and an even odder shade of grey right before an exam !
Speaking of which a solution to our self-inflicted immigration
problem has occurred to me !
Leave our borders open ! ! ! ! !
Open our arms to our fellow mankind ! ! ! ! !
Let them all in ! ! ! ! ! !
ON ONE CONDITION
They are only permitted to live in ‘Greytown’…..
…..otherwise known as Gloucester…..
…..Oh, and they can’t use the NHS or the DHSS for the first
GENIUS, I hear you say
G.-man-ius, I should correct you
Well, why not ? ? ? ? ?
Nobody else in their right minds would want to live there
It’s as dull as ditchwater…..
…..and at least you can do something with ditchwater…..
…..besides filling ditches
However, Gloucester Cathedral is a rather fine specimen of
the first appearance of perpendicular gothic architecture and
…..ditto fan vaulting
…..and it was used in three Harry Potter films…..
…..so that makes it culturally important
So let’s have a whip round
We’ll move the medieval church to a more fitting location…..
…..stone by stone
Then invite all the freeloaders of the world to move in…..
The terms and conditions of the arrangement can be published online
The referees decision will be final and there will be no appeals
If any of the said freeloaders wants to return from whence they came
The Great British People will transport them to the border
FOR FREE !
JOB DONE !
QED ! ! !
So there you have it…..
…..an elegant solution to a thorny problem…..
…..from which we all emerge smelling of roses
Let’s just call it the CHAFF test (wheat / chaff / sort out)
We don’t need UKIP
We certainly don’t need the TORIES
The world would be a better place without NEW / OLD / NEW LABOUR
And the universe would be improved with the demise of the LIB DEMS
That was a pre-election broadcast on behalf of the G-party
Can I count on your vote ?