The Stop Thief edition

groovers offside

Alternate title: Spot the criminal edition

The G-man and Giulietta and friends were cruising back

from Padua a couple of days ago at 10.30pm at night…..

…..when a waving torch indicated that we had to pull

over

Being the law abiding sort we duly complied…..

…..to be greeted by three federales replete with guns

These were the Polizia Locale here in Italy…..

…..a generally low grade commission for under-achievers

The G-man tried a faint smile…..

…..and failed spectacularly !

In Italian he blasted me with ‘you were going over a

HUNDRED ! ! ! ! !’

Giulietta smirked, which didn’t help matters

Then switching to English he used a very well

rehearsed line…..

You pay Euro 450 or we take your car

Giulietta flinched visibly

She didn’t want to be parted from the Groover any more

than the G-man wanted to lose his true love

This was serious…..

Realising that…

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