The well known proverb runs…..
‘A rolling stone gathers no moss’ and pretty well
If you keep moving you don’t pick up commitments…..
…..alternatively, that an active, exciting life will never
grow stale (the Groover’s preferred definition)
Muddy Waters appropriated the general idea in 1950 for
his song of the same name…..’Rollin’ Stone’…..
…..then proceeded to ‘live the song’ ! ! ! ! !
I suppose if the ducks are quacking then you should feed
Bless him ! ! ! ! !
In 1962 a group of Englishmen appropriated the title of this
song in order to name their band…..
…..and The Rolling Stones were born
This week a 104 year old man set a new world’s record for
the 100 yard dash for the centenarian class
Oops, sorry the 100 metre sprint
In a new world record of 32.79 seconds ! ! ! ! !
Stan the man is a Polish legend and attributes his good
health and long life to not overeating
If only it was that simple…..
…..but perhaps it is…..
He claims that he could have clipped a few more tenths
of a second off the record if he had had a better start !
Personally the G.-man was impressed by the way he dipped
for the tape as he crossed the line
Stan looks like he is in his 60s or 70s…..
…..it is truly remarkable…..
…..now they say you are only as old as the woman you feel…..
That’s it !
Mystery solved !
Stan has a steady stream of girlfriends 30 to 40 years younger
…..reason being he moves faster than them so they can’t get
I hear the only problem is that while Usain Bolt is unlikely to
lose a night’s sleep over a potential threat to his crown by bad-
…..his girlfriends do suffer the inconvenience of losing a night’s
…..because at 104 years young there is no such thing as a
‘quickie’ anymore !
Stanislaw Kowalski, we salute you ! ! ! ! !
While you’re still socking it to them…..
…..the rest of us would be happy to be breathing
Moral of the story then…..
…..it’s not what you eat…..
…..it’s how much you eat
Try telling that to an American ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !