The School’s Out edition

Even those of you not of a certain age will be familiar

with this 1970s rock anthem…..

‘School’s Out’, Alice Cooper, 1972…..! ! ! ! !

…..Alice is actually called Vincent and quite why a

boy called Vinnie preferred to be known as a girl named

Ally is one of rock’s great mysteries !

Enough of this di-G-ression

The G.-man’s essays landed at the bottom of the pigeon hole

with a plaintive thud yesterday afternoon (6pm deadline) and..

…..realising that beer-O-clock had hove into sight…..

…..and with the rallying call of ‘School’s Out, Beers In’…

…..it was a slick shimmy down to ‘The Parcel Yard’ in

King’s Cross

This Fullers pub is in an original parcel sorting building

within the station complex……..and completely original !

………….like stepping back in time

This is the best pub find so far this year…….check it…..

http://www.parcelyard.co.uk

Plus you get to walk past the nitwits from all over the world

posing for photos by the sign that says ‘Platform 9 3/4′ with

half a luggage trolley sticking out of the brick wall beneath it…

…..J.K. Rowling has a lot to answer for !

A couple of pints of E.S.B. later and then it was off to the

V&A for an audience with A.A. Gill with the G.-moll…..

…..who proved to be quite a wit…..

…..a bit like an irreverent schoolboy dressed like an old

fogey but with a dirty mouth

Bless him, he was top value……

……a tad more amusing than the female (and foreign) employee

on the front door of the museum who……

……when I pointed out that a very large man wearing a miniskirt

had just walked out of the front door past her simply replied…..

…..’I only work here and I mind my own business’

With a mighty effort the Groover managed to refrain from replying..

…..’Oh fuck off !’

Of equal value was the G.-man’s Finnish mate who was paying a

flying visit yesterday……..

……During lunch at Busaba he casually mentioned that in his

personal experience female lawyers were particularly fond of sex

‘Greek-style’…..

…..I almost dropped my chop sticks ! ! ! ! !

‘Oh yes’ he continued when he noticed my astonishment, ‘Career

women are tigers in the sack; it must be their way of releasing

pressure !’

The Groove-meister nearly choked on a prawn

Damn !

Double damn ! !

All those wasted hours in hot pursuit of barmaids and checkout

girls…..

…..I should have aimed a little higher

Bugger (but not literally) !

G.

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