It’s not going to be what you think…..
You automatically assume I am talking about the 4
letter ‘F’ word…..
When in reality I am going to bang on about the 3
letter ‘F’ word
Of course, if you were a Septic or familiar with
Septic TV and Hollywood you will probably have heard
both of them used together…..
Basically one of these is a good ‘F’ word and one is
a bad ‘F’ word
One you would want to avoid at all costs…..
…..and one you (should) want all the time !
You ought to be nearly there by now…………..
…..if not, don’t give up just yet !
Reminder ! ! ! ! !
Grooversoffside is about food, wine and diversions !
So last Saturday…..
…..acting on a tip-off
…The G.-man hove over to Miles Butchers in Beltinge
The tip had been that the county’s best pasties were to
be found there
Half a dozen pasties I chirruped
Miles (the butcher) if that was his name looked a
Sorry, mate, Sold out he said
But it’s only 10am I blurted !
Some geezer just came in and cleaned me out, must be
‘avin’ a party, he replied
Took the all the sausage rolls n’all, he added
I spied some scotch eggs !
Yes ! ! ! ! !
The bloke missed the eggs, I’ll take a couple
The Groover wasn’t going to leave empty-handed
Then Miles spoke the words of love…..
…..all made on the premises
…..no processed food here
(YES ! ! ! ! !)
…..me missus makes ’em all, pasties, scotch eggs,
the lot !
What about the Spitfire sausages, I enquired
No, I make them myself, he explained, Man’s work !
Only he had stopped using Shepherd Neame beer and
switched to Goody’s ales because……
Shepherd’s had screwed over the inventor of Spitfire
A butcher with a social conscience !
Then I noticed his fingers were as big as the Spitfire
…..in other words…..
I guess it must come with the territory !
Anyway if you eschew processed food and eat from proper
establishments like Miles Butchers…..
No one will end up calling you a ‘fat fuck’
…..and now you know what the bad and the good ‘F’