The Dystopia Revealed edition

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We all know ‘utopia’ is a pipe dream…..

…..and by the same token we were all pretty sure that

its reverse, ‘dystopia’, is an Orwellian nightmare

WRONG

and WRONG AGAIN

Two very simple examples will illustrate this…..

Firstly, the G.-man’s moll had a leak yesterday…..

Well, several actually but it was the one that left a brown

water mark on the kitchen ceiling that alarmed her…..

…..her shower is directly above !

So it was straight onto ‘First Direct’, her insurers, this morning

Her policy has a ‘Home Emergency Cover’ section……covers

plumbing, drains and electrical etc up to £500

Nice !

The First Direct operative was friendly and reassuring…..

…..at first !

Yes, you are covered, he exclaimed

The G.-moll breathed a sigh of relief

Do you have another bathroom in the house ? he enquired

Yes, she replied

Ahh……………….

Then I am sorry to tell you that you are…

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