The Rehab edition

groovers offside

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said “No, no, no”…..

That was Amy Wine-O-house back in 2006

RIP

Meanwhile in 2014 the G.-man was ordered to attend

‘driver rehab’ or get 3 points on the old driving licence

The Groover said “Yes, yes, yes”

So he pitched up at Maidstone Museum………………..

…..strange but true…..

…..at the appointed hour of 9.15am yesterday

I couldn’t resist asking the woman at my table…..

‘So, darling, what are you in for ?’

Porridge style……….BBC1, 1974

As it happened………..

It turned out we had all committed the same ‘crime’…..

…..using a motorised vehicle while driving a mobile……

…..No, that was not a spoonerism or some such  !

It also turned out we had all been nabbed by unmarked

police cars…….

…..not what the G.-man would call a fair cop ! ! !

Three hours of ‘driver rehab’ ensued…..

Basically 1 tedious…

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